it was a pleasant summer day when I saw two women walking down the street
   besides their provacative attire, they had nice hair and nice feet
   as I smiled to myself, I thought, lez b friendz
   it was a completely plausible idea but it would depend
   in order to be friends first one must extend
   an offer that is real, one just can't think it or pretend
   but usually, one just does not state lez b friendz
  there are social practices one must attend if they intend to befriend
   and I didn't want to appear socially awkward or say anything that would offend
  in the end I hoped they would comprehend the following words I would send

                                     Lez b friendz

                                     I didn't think there was anything wrong with that
                                     but right or wrong, it is society that dictates the caveat
                                     and it takes courage to speak out against the norm
                                     human nature compells one to follow and conform
                                     but I'm a robot so I don't always comply to social standards
                                     so I kept on staring, with my mouth agape, while the two women meandered
                                     I was curious as to why they had not responded to my exclamation
                                     had they not heard me or were they trying ignore the whole situation?
                                     not one to be deterred, I decided I would try once again
                                     you can be the turd, and this time I hoped my efforts would not be in vain

                                     Lez b friendz

                                     While I was happy that, this time, they replied
                                      I was confused by the answer they supplied
                                      they said, yes we are, what's it to you?
                                      I didn't know what to say and was unsure of what to do
                                      I quickly deduced that they meant they were lesbian friends
                                      they had mistaken my offer of friendship as a means to offend
                                      I apologized and tried to explain what I had meant
                                      it was indeed an offer of friendship I had sent
                                      they graciously accepted my apology and were gay as they went on their way
                                      I couldn't let the opprotunity pass by, I just had to say

                                      Lez b friendz