A girl let me drink from her slurpees
  but didn't tell me she had herpes
  she took me wallet, stole some of my money
  and thought it was so funny
  she tells me atrocious, bold face lies for no good reason at all
  she sleeps with other butt guys, does them all and has a wonderful ball
  these stories are metaphors in rhyme for this song
  but here's what I did even though I knew it was wrong

  I kicked a girl and I liked it

  If you've ever shared feeling with a person, you know that they can control your soul
  even if you leave them, they can still manipulate your feelings and make you lose control
  the manipulation should be illegal but it's hard to prove to the authority of the law
   just like it's hard to prove the existence of Jah
   I don't condone real violence, please know that I kid
  but I was once in a manipulative relationship and here's what I did

                                     I kicked a girl and I liked it

                                           Hoe!

                                     She gets angry when I go out every once and while with my best friends
                                     she eats all my potato chips, drinks all my beer and spends all my ends
                                     she washed my colors with my whites, now all my socks are pink
                                     I'm wearing pink socks and trying not to care what people think
                                     skanky girl done got knocked up and told me the bastard baby was mine
                                     if you want to kick this stupid, dumb girl, you'll have to get in line
                                     I don't promote real violence, it's unsophisticated and wrong
                                     but I'm trying to find some release for my feelings by singing this song
                                                               
                                     I kicked a girl and I liked it