Known Biography of Robofloyo

Once upon a time Robofloyo did not exist so he created himself using recycled tin cans, old computer parts, unknown alien technology, and tiny flecks of gold so he could sparkle.

His exact date of creation is unknown, but his passport lists his date of birth as Febutember Eleventeenth, Eight Thousand and Sixty Nine, suggesting he is from the future. It is believed he traveled back in time to learn from our time, in order to learn more about learning.
             
                                                             A monkey wearing a bondage
                                                             device. Experts believe the
                                                             monkey was once romantically
          Estimated size of Robofloyo's wee                  linked to Robofloyo.