If you can't sit with the grown-ups, you'll have to sit in the kitchen
   so mind your manners and stop your bitchin'
   from now on I'm doing all the channel switchin'
   tonight's television programming is pretty lame
   let's do something fun, like play a game

   Use pen and paper to write three seven oh capital h five five vee
   turn the paper around, read it upside down, then you are what you see

   Listen to what your mother said
   or you'll go to bed without being fed
   and I'll tell the monster under your bed
   and he'll eat your face until you're dead
   if you want to know why you don't have to look far
   just do the following to find out what you are

   Use pen and paper to write three seven oh capital h five five vee
   turn the paper around, read it upside down, then you are what you see

                                                                                           If you keep crying, you'll have to go to bed early
                                                                                           so man up, bitch, and stop acting girly
                                                                                           and, this time, if you wet your bed
                                                                                           you'll get a smack upside the head
                                                                                           and you won't get to go for a drive in the car
                                                                                           but first I want you to see what you are

                                                                                           Use pen and paper to write three seven oh capital h five five vee
                                                                                           turn the paper around, read it upside down, then you are what you see

                                                                                           What's wrong with this kid? Maybe it's me
                                                                                           maybe I'm the upside down 37OH55V